Some people take taxidermy to an entirely new level of creepy…
WHAT THE HELL ARE THOSE
WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCKKKK
Oh god, it’s Assquatch.
Um. That’s the technical name. That’s a taxidermied white-tailed deer butt, flipped over so the tail makes the beard. There are people who work very hard to shave and shape the hair to make a nose.
The mouth is…well, it’s exactly what you think it probably is. Putting teeth in them and making it look like lips is the true test of the assquatch artist.
I wish like hell I was making this up, but I’m not.
This pokemon’s feet take award greatest discrepancy between how easy they look vs how easy they are.
She currently resides in Brooklyn, in a den of hipster iniquity, in a dilapidated brownstone that makes you question, for a milisecond, the love you have for all of your children—for murderers there is contrition, but the spoiled and the vain are tougher nuts to crack.
When she opens the door and sees you she steps aside with her usual smile, the kind of smile even Milton couldn’t have conjured in his wildest imaginings, for she is, still, the most beautiful of all your angels.
She waits for you to kiss her, and you do, in a way that is tender until she puts her hands on your breasts, and then your lips are singed and your body burns and you say to her, you whisper raggedly, that maybe this time, afterward, she will come home, but she won’t, you know it already, as you know everything—and she smiles her smile, laughing at your hope, full of pride as she drags you into her bed, alight with knowledge, alight with her greatest victory.
Everyone IN NY should read this
Everyone who wants to come to NY should read this
Everyone should read this if you’re thinking about NY in any way, shape or form.
Once I weNt to Wisconsin: The Dairy StAte
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thank yooou http://mechanic-coyote.tumblr.com/ who was Krista in this and still is Krista